spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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