Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
