ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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