you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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