I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
