butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i love accidental penises.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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