Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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