that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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