Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
