porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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