Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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