i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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