I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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