Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
