put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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