All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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