she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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