I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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