Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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