Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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