i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think people are normalizing furries
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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