just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We left an ass print on the piano.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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