doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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