I just saw a hot homeless man
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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