at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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