hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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