My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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