Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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