so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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