I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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