I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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