forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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