i barfeds in our rink
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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