Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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