Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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