okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
