the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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