Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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