Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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