Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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