Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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