Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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