so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Having a random hookup so left but love u
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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