can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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