Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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