Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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