There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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