He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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