I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i barfeds in our rink
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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