Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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